Jennifer Lopez Takes on Tokyo in Towering Salvatore Ferragamo Platforms

March 31, 2009 · Print This Article

Promotes Product She’ll Never Use Again After The Check Clears

“Konnichiwa, all you adoring fans! Are you pleased to see me? Of course you are, I am Jennifer Lopez!  I wore these super high Salvatore Ferragamo heels to make sure you can all feast upon the banquet of my supreme diva-ness as I tower over you like Godzilla.  Your awe of my FIERCENESS sustains me.

With that estupdia Octo-mom stealing my baby-making thunder and Madonna wandering Africa, picking up babies in a $2,800 Chanel tracksuit, I agreed to come over here to gift you with my greatness even though my biggest achievement so far has been staying married to Marc longer than any of my other husbands. And we are soooo in love!  Si, muy mucho! He loves me and I love me, it is like a fairytale.  I especially love that he knows I am the boss of him and is available to baby-sit around the clock.  My precious bambinos are such lovely little accessories but baby drool would just clash with my outfit.  Like my wedding ring.  Commitment really should come in designer styles and colors.

Why are I here you ask, my darling harajuku girls?  It is because I love this person whose name I couldn’t be bothered to learn and their fabulous line of . . . **LINE!  What crap are I here to promote again?**  Oh, yes, Samantha Thavasa and this fierce bag that I am totally going to keep after I fill it with everything that’s not nailed down in the dressing room.  And with your LOVE!  See my movie! Buy my album!  Spritz yourself with the essence of JLO!  **Ok, are we done here?  Check!  And remember, I want that bag stuffed so full it will need its own seat on the jet.**”

Get sky high style in these ‘Evil’ platform heels by Steve Madden. With a wicked 4″ heel, this on-trend silhouette is the epitome of fashion chic.

By ShoeMinx Harajuku Girl Paige Muller

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